Dogs Days of Christmas
In an attempt to rectify my unseasonal seasonal mood, Elvis – my 8 year old staffy-pitty pound puppy – has rewritten some well-known Christmas carols.
Tonight’s carol is his take on Good King Wenceslas.
Good King (When He Sits)
Good King (when he sits)
He looked down
From the stairs at Stephen
When he heard from
Down below
Sumpthin’ being eaten
Though Steve hid it ‘hind
His back
Elvis is no foo-ol
Down the stairs two at a time
Mouth filling with droo-oo-ol.